Saturday, September 24, 2011

Mommyitis

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: September 24, 2011 3:49 PM
Subject: Mommyitis

Mom-Mom,
I’m sick. I have caught a terrible condition. It's called Mommyitis.

mom·my*i"tis\, n. [NL. See mommy, and -itis.] (Med.) A condition exhibited by a toddler toward their mother manifested in the display of advanced intolerance for separation, intensified obsession with said mother and a predisposition for constant physical contact.

I’ve got it in the worst way.



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