Friday, January 31, 2014

January via Instagram

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Jan 31, 2014 4:19 PM
Subject: January via Instagram

Hi Mom-Mom,
Here are some pictures from our everyday in January. We've been trying to figure out what to name brother. I think we should call him Macaroni. We went to the dinosaur show and saw a T-Rex!

 Anna and I go together like PB&J ~ I think we should name brother Macaroni 
~ Daily Wrestle Session with Dad  ~ Impromptu Dance Party at Baskin Robbins
 Snugglin' Sammy ~ Roarrr! ~ Dinosaur Show

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Dirt for the Future

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Jan 25, 2014 11:15 AM
Subject: Dirt for the Future

Hi Mom-Mom,
We bought some dirt for the future on the water at Norman Creek last year. It's a pretty piece of land where we'll catch crabs, go swimming and take boat rides in the summer. We swung by the lot today and the creek was frozen over. I've never walked on ice before. I had fun skating and fell on my butt a bunch of times.

Friday, January 3, 2014

SuperUndies™

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Jan 3, 2014 8:16 AM
SubjectSuperUndies™

Hi Mom-Mom,

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Our Everyday in 2013

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Jan 1, 2014 7:31 AM
Subject: Our Everyday in 2013

Hi Mom-Mom,
We're starting the new year with a look back on some of our favorite everyday moments from 2013. Here's a little movie. We hope you enjoy.