Monkey Pops

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Mar 27, 2011 7:31 PM
Subject: Monkey Pops

Hi Mom-Mom,
Katy made me monkey pops! They were made from cake, dipped in chocolate and decorated to look like monkeys!  I don’t eat real food yet so I wasn’t able to actually taste them. They must have been good because mama ate like seven of them! I had fun sharing them with my cousins. Everyone agreed they were delicious. If she makes them for me again when I’m old enough to enjoy, I’ll save one for you.

Love,

Garrett

The Poop Man

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Mar 23, 2011 1:33 PM
Subject: The Poop Man

Hi Mom-Mom,
I went on my first official real estate appointment last week to meet the Poop Man! He needed to do an inspection of the toilets at a house mama’s client is buying. He makes sure the toilets are eating all the poop up and cleans out the poop tanks when they are full. Guess what Mom-Mom? He doesn’t carry his poop around in a diaper like me… he carries his poop around in a BIG COOL POOP TRUCK!!! Check it out!

Love,

Garrett

Happy Patrick's Day

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Mar 17, 2011 2:46 PM
Subject: Happy Patrick's Day

Hi Mom-Mom,
Today’s a pretty important day. It’s all about my dad! I’m not the only one who thinks he’s the best… people all over the world take time to celebrate him and his Irish heritage today!  Mama got me a special t-shirt to mark the occasion. Happy Patrick’s Day from your Handsome Irish Boy! I’m keeping my fingers crossed for some Guinness with my milk tonight.

Love,

Your Little Leprechaun 

I'm Famous!

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Mar 6, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Subject: I'm Famous!

Hi Mom-Mom,
A really nice lady named Danielle came to our house a couple weeks ago. She wanted to take my picture!  She was writing an article about little monkeys on her photography blog and she wanted to feature ME. I’m FAMOUS! You can see me on the wild world web… http://daniellejonesphotographyblog.com/2011/03/05/little-monkey/. I’ll give you my autograph next time we hang out.

Love,
Your Rising Star

The Dogs Took Me for a Walk

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Mar 6, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Subject: The Dogs Took Me for a Walk

Hi Mom-Mom,
Every Saturday and Sunday morning, the dogs get together and take Dad, Gramps and JP for a walk. Last weekend, I got to go too! Jerry Lee went to meet Buddha a couple weeks ago in heaven. Everyone seemed sad about it. Not sure why. I hear there's a never ending supply of breast milk in heaven. Anyway, they need a new "fifth" and I think I'm the perfect pup for the job. Finnegan, the smallest dog, is definitely in charge. He barks orders at Paddington, Rigby and Ollie and keeps the humans in-line. It's obvious that the smallest dog assumes the role of alpha male. I think I'm up to the challenge.

Love,
Your Top Dog