Breaking News

From: Garrett Maher <maher.garrett@gmail.com>
To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Feb 19, 2012 7:11 AM
Subject: Breaking News

Dear Mom-Mom, 

I woke up this morning to find our house was the scene of an unpalatable crime. It appears one of the boys found themselves with an insatiable appetite last night and thought my converse sneaker would make the perfect snack. The guilty culprit has yet to be positively identified and charged. Rigby has been caught in the act with a block in his mouth on numerous occasions. Contrary to popular opinion, I suspect the real suspect may be Paddington. Apparently he’s been known to chew a shoe or two and his track record leaves a lot to be desired.

Vote here if you think sole (fish) would have been a better snack selection than my shoe sole...