To: Mom-Mom <mmteeple@verizon.net>
Date: Jun 2, 2013 9:37 AM
Subject: Landscaping Work Needed
Hi Mom-Mom,
I posted this ad on landscapers.com. I'm looking for work so please put the word out.
INEXPERIENCED MOTIVATED TODDLER seeks seasonal landscaping employment. Mowing and weed whacking preferred. Will not plant, prune or mulch. No exceptions. English speaking. Limited vocabulary. Equipped with tractor, lawn mower and keys that double as a cell. Regular refreshments must be provided. May require occasional diaper change. Will supply "gwass". Payment in lollipops encouraged.
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